David Bowie: Maybe. Vegeta, seriously dude. What could possibly be more important than keeping strangers on the internet entertained? A life? Mortgage? Family? Really now. You're failing in your entertaining duties.
Dr. McNinja: It's just that there were 2 updates at Super Effective, and like, a whole sage ran at Mows. But nothing. Maybe by Halloween there will be a clown nose on t-rex.
Guest: *sad face*
Vegeta: Sorry people. *sighs* some day I'll continue.
OMR: Don't you mean pseudonyms???
Dr. McNinja: I've given up on daily update dreams. Also I've forgotten the password for my many many pseudo names
Tumbleweed: ...
random_monkey: *squeel*
David Bowie: *pokes the shoutbox*
David Bowie: He can't update. I ate him. And he was delicious.
Randy: quit hitting the tornado button you chuckle****
Lostaholic: Veg, lets get an update

OMR: Just checking in! Good lord, the conversation's getting....metaphysical!
Hydrargyros: I've got a feeling I've misunderstood something which led to something which I don't know what is...
God: I don't even know what it is...
David Bowie: Indeed, Herro. Ryan North doesn't know what a qwant is. He's just the machine I use to make the qwants.
Herro: He doesn't know what a qwant is either!
Hydrargyros: Then what about Ryan North?
David Bowie: I make qwants in my spare time. They're what I make when I'm not making sense.
Cheeses and Rice: I don't know what a qwant is!
Vegeta: Thanks Herro.
David Bowie: I am the only one that makes sense. I have decided to stop making it for the time being since I'm not being paid well enough.
Herro: Hey Veg, on the dialogue box qwantz is spelled wrong.
Alex: i am staying out of this until it makes sense.
David Bowie: XD
Picard: Q?!
Vegeta: Don't ask me.
OMR: Q?
Vegeta: Cuuu.
sad: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alex: ?!
David Bowie: In Soviet Russia, trick questions you!
Alex: is that a trick question?
God: you all miss me?
Alex: Maybe the mayor's house could be and alternate White House.
Hydrargyros: Yeah, Ian's house is only about 2 cm in length, as opposed to a real house which should be several meters. Clearly a flaw!
Alex: Yes, we all did, Brian. Where have u been? Let's talk about the modern proiblem: the overexaggeration of Isotown's size scale.
Brian: Yes, I knew it! T-Rex Statue!
OMR: Yeah, the scale is slightly off in places. Like how the last house you did is about twice the size of the Taco stand! Maybe when a mayor is elected for Isotown, he'll start an urban regeneration project.
Vegeta: Haha, perhaps symbolizing how I totally messed up the scale of things :p It's freakin' huge. Or rather, the houses are way too tiny.
Tomical: Y'know, it's nice how the town hall is so close to the first house ever built in Isotown, and gives an interesting contrast in size, perhaps symbolizing how this project grew to Vegeta.
Alex: they are?!
Cheeses and Rice: So it's a monday morning are the isotownzers having a jager party?
OMR: The Dog formerly known as Prince's Dog
David Bowie: Love Symbol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Theartist.jpg
David Bowie: I'm guessing it would be the Love Symbol with floppy ears added to the top.
Vegeta: It would look like a dog's name, I imagine.
Cheeses and Rice: because it's fun to imagine names for things that don't exist. If Prince had a dog what would it's name look like?
Alex: why don't u just let Vegeta decide?
Cheeses and Rice: how about "Aplaceto Park"?
OMR: If there was a park of some sort, what would its name be? Quick, think up cool park names! I pick "Off-central Park". If its off-centre.
Hydrargyros: What about a science centre. Those tend to have interesting designs.
Alex: skate PARK. my bad.
Alex: i recall a distant conversation about a skate part. these Isotowners need action.
David Bowie: A zoo would be fun. Really difficult and detailed, but fun.
Cheeses and Rice: Bollards are good for keepign people from driving on park paths. I guess we'll see some if Isotown gets a park.
OMR: And when they've finished walking, tourists sometimes need to sit! Uh, benches was just the first thing that came to mind really ;) What of bollards? My town seems to sprout bollards everywhere for no apparent reason. Support the bollards!
Cheeses and Rice: I posit that OMR would sit on a bench if given the chance. I would also take in a good benching, especially if I were waiting for the bus.
Alex: Well, people want to be walking around to see the sites like tourists and see things like the unusual golden dinosaur. not sit around on benches.
OMR: Nice. Do statues come under the heading of "street furniture"? Isotown needs more street furniture. Like....benches. Yes.
Vegeta: Still red and juicy!
Herro: The best part about this update is that we can see how nice the tomatoes are.!
Herro: I claim that prediction.
Hydrargyros: Yeah, yellow pixels are really expensive.
Becky: Did not think of a gold dinosaur. I wonder what the towns people think of the use of their tax dollars.
David Bowie: Awesome! Didn't somebody way back when say that the statue was gonna be T Rex? I mean, not necessarily the gold part, but you know.
Cheeses and Rice: I'm still holding out for the Mayor on a motorbike!
Hydrargyros: A Dinosaur statue I might have guessed. But a GOLDEN Dinosaur statue! I didn't foresee that.
DevOhm: Man, these updates come in weird cycles. Still, awesome.
Vegeta: Update!
Cheeses and Rice: That pavement's going to need to be re-levelled after the crane is doen with it
David Bowie: Jawesome. Updates!
Hydrargyros: Maybe the box is a stage.
OMR: Hooray for Awesomecrane! Awesomecrane is awesome. FACT.
Vegeta: The cars are closer to eachother than they are to the crane!
Cheeses and Rice: The crate could possibly hold the Mayor's new motorcycle!
Becky: Those cars are really close to the crane
Lostaholic: Clearly all it takes is for me to complain

Vegeta: Another update!
OMR: Patience is a virtue! And its finally paid off!
Vegeta: Update.
David Bowie: Didn't have to. And I must settle up. Or agitate myself. Or something...
Lostaholic: Jeez, no updates in a month...
Vegeta: Settle down children.
Alex: i didn't. u did?
David Bowie: It's a yeast infection. When it's in your mouth, it's called thrush. Though you would've Wikipediaed it by now. :/
Alex: u are mentally ill. what are the "canididasis" symptoms?
David Bowie: I had to show him that I meant business when I said he needed to update more regularly. So I let his natural Candida albicans take over his body. I'm not telling you where, though. }:>
Alex: I am american and i agree with brad, we do have problems. Also, why did u give Vegeta canididasis? it will stall the updates even longer!
David Bowie: The Bee Gees, are you threatening Vegeta over the internet? At least it's a minor threat (Isn't that a band?), but still. Jeez.
David Bowie: Brad, I'm sure many Americans would agree with your comments and more.
Brad: Btw, 'god', Canada may be where all the mistakes are, but the states...[doesn't say comment to keep arguements to a minimum]
Brad: How...did I forget about Isotown. o_O I've been so caught up in deviantART I forgot about here. xD
The Bee Gee\'s: How Deep is your love? Cuz' were livin in a world of fools breaking us down''' and all shud let us be, we belong to you and me... Hello blokes, Vegeta update this thing' now or I'll have to stop visiting so regularly.
David Bowie: I gave Vegeta candidiasis as punishment for not updating more regularly, so he's gonna be out of commission for a while.
Alex: COME ON Vegeta! i am getting bored checking up on this.
God: where*
Alex: Candidiasis?!
God: Canada is wear I put all of my mistakes.
David Bowie: Canade reminds me of candidiasis. Which is ick.
Alex: sorry, i type fast. and i don't really care about spelling, as long as u can understand it. like u did.
Vegeta: OMR, that's the spirit! *sighs*
David Bowie: BTW, Canade?
David Bowie: As we all know, I, David Bowie, live under Hell. That means I can get anywhere anytime. Or I could send out minions to get things from anywhere anytime for me.
Alex: yes, u! if u don't live in Canade, David Bowie, how did u eat Brad? OOH! i cemetary would bring a nice goth touch.
Cheeses and Rice: I wonder if a cemetary will be created in Isotown... get it?
OMR: Just checking in...uh....yeah. I'll check back in a fortnight's time. I find that's the best way to enjoy this site - with patience!
God: I AM THE FAMILY!
David Bowie: Who? Me?
Alex: do u live in Canada?
David Bowie: I ate Brad, but it's possible a small piece of him got away and was able to regenerate into a full Brad somewhere.
Alex: yeah, where did Brad go? Maybe he changed his name.
Hydrargyros: It's weird how God, who used to be annoying, is now adopted into our shoutbox-family-thing. It also makes me wonder where Brad went...
David Bowie: Gasp! God, you need to smite Vegeta for his insolence. :(
Vegeta: It's true, how busy my life is has real no connection to whether or not I can update the site, I'm really just lazy. Do not believe anything I say! I warned you all how much of a procrastinator I was in the very first panel of the comic! Okay, maybe I didn't. But I should have! I suppose I've just lost (for the nth time) my motivation to update Isotown, even though it's really my pride and joy...
God: I did not create this world for you to simply live in!
David Bowie: Come now Vegeta, what could you be possibly doing that could prevent you from updating on a regular basis? Living?
Vegeta: Yeah well my life is in busy.. motion!
Alex: i agree for once, this is in slow motion.
God: Remember that one time we had an update? I don't :'(
Hydrargyros: Well... There's a lot of sun. I didn't actually do anything interesting, just relaxiation... My life suddenly feels empty...
David Bowie: What kind of fun stuff did you do in Croatia? And what exactly all is in Croatia? I usually don't don't think about it much...
Hydrargyros: Hi, I'm back from Croatia, have I missed anything important?... No, seems mostly the same. Too bad about Space Jane, though, I quite liked it...
Vegeta: No idea, I suppose I could email him about it. Though maybe it wouldn't be a good idea to put any pressure on.
Alex: yeah, it was one of my homepages. now the Colony is Professional Internet Buisness at atspace.com. Vegeta, do u know what happened?
David Bowie: Didn't see that their forum was in "Maintenance Mode" either. Double :/
David Bowie: Oh, I didn't see the whole "Atspace has taken over" thing. I stopped reading when it was on issue eight for forever. :/
David Bowie: I was wondering that myself. I was figuring that the person who ran i got caught up in IRL responsibilities. That's what usually seems to be the case when people just stop updating.
God: I saw that too. :( if hosting was an issue, I would've gladly provided hosting on my personal site.
A Name: When did Space Jane's Colony die?
g0d: I'm david bowie!
David Bowie: True, true. We were both God pre-password, but I was not the original. And seriously, who would want to be g0d? Really now. I'm shaking my head at you, but you can't see it through the shoutbox. :P
g0d: and i passworded this too

God: Actually, I was God pre-password. then you took on the role and i passworded it. muaahhaaha
David Bowie: Yep. I was God pre-password. But anyway. Yay update! Although I must shame you, Vegeta, for keeping us hanging with the purple deals. :/ SHAME!
Vegeta: *cough*
God: I made the password.
Alex: the Town Hall doesn't have to be in the middle of the town. David Bowie, if the password thing was always there, how did u be God?
OMR: Hey, that library is looking sweet! I refuse to accept its a town hall, cuz its not near the middle of town. Unless you plan on expanding upwards...
Vegeta: Update!
Vegeta: Oh man I've been busy with work. I'll go make an update right now.
David Bowie: I hear ya, God. That was fun when I was God for a short while. Although being evil is a great deal more fun.
God: this place was more fun when it was overrun with a million alternative personalities that pissed alex off.
ohMan1: Meanwhile: No new developments.
God: the password thing has always been there :/
Alex: cool. Vegeta entered a password thingy. there goes imposters.
1d3: *bbt*
God: if I'm really an imposter, post as me. You can't because I'm God. David Bowie IS God. you're the fourth member of the trinity.

David Bowie: Er, that should be "I am."
David Bowie: Vegeta's a dude. And besides, I'm am Vegeta's overlord. David Bowie trumps God due to an inordinately large stash of evil hidden away under Hell.
Alex: i never meant to capitalize "we".
Alex: WE already agreed that u are an imposter. Besides, what if she is atheist?
God: As your overlord, I command you to update, Vegeta.
David Bowie: >.>
Becky: *pokes the shoutbox*
Alex: is jubilations something in German?
Hydrargyros: Jubilations! The Germans have invented internet! Jubilations (again), an update!
Alex: i like the update, i just am really impatient. i want to see what the T-Rex parts look like.
God: yay for the update
David Bowie: Awesome, updates. Although shame on you for keeping up the suspense on the purple things, Vegeta. ;)
Brian: Yay, update!
Vegeta: Update. As always, sorry for the delay.
Vegeta: Don't worry there can't be too many imposters, I can just keep banning them and deleting the comments. It's not hard at all. Anyway, I'm gonna go make an update now!
AACadet: Just for the record I'm not girl! Just cause Alex said I was she down in another comment.
Lostaholic: alex: you should register your name
AACadet: 
AACadet: Vs.
AACadet: 
AACadet: I want an update!!!!!

Hydrargyros: *facepalm*... Just for the record... I'm going on vacation tomorrow, so any Hydrargyros you may meet from that point on is an impostor... It's not important, I'm just feeling insecure.
Vegeta: I dunno, email me or call me or something when you want to. Alex, I deleted the last chunk of arguments.
Lostaholic: So Veg, we gonna hang out this summer? Also: update the site.
Alex: That was weird. a whole section of this box just got deleted.
Vegeta: Enough. Everyone needs to either be nice or keep your thoughts to yourself. You don't reply to people who give you trouble. That just encourages them. Next two people to start fighting both get banned.
Vegeta: Thanks. It went well! Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Yeah, I do some professional website work.
Alex: OK then, good luck? u are a professional website maker? did u make McDonald's website?
Vegeta: Meeting with some people about a website for their company, wish me luck... I'm nervous.
God: they're the same religion. they fall under Christianity and that's split into two sub-groups. Catholocism and protestantism. Within protestantism are multiple denominations. it gets really confusing after that.
Alex: God, is the head of two religions: Protestant and Catholic. i think AACadet knew what she was talking abou.
David Bowie: How do you know it's your religion AACadet? There are a lot of religions out there. And no, we never do anything awesome.
Guy Incave: More like see a man hit another man with an aligator.
Q: What, like changing the gravitational constant of the universe?
Guy Incave: You guys ever do anything awesome?
Alex: David Bowie, u aren't evil. and proof is that i'm not an impostor is i won't start talking about myself in 2nd person.
Brad: This isn't even worth writing in anymore.
AACadet: I agree with Alex: his God stuff is confusing, just call urself another name. And stop messing with my religion!
Lostaholic: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on...dude.
David Bowie: Mandalay! Help me, I've come aflame again!
Lostaholic: Ground Control to Major Tom.
David Bowie: I have. And that just proves my point.

I've got my hands in many sinister soups. Not the least of which is being the Sovereign of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. But being the Sovereign isn't the greatest, either. I've almost edged Satan out of the eternally evil dude business.
Brad: That was me, by the way.
Alex: And how would we know that Alex isn't an imposter? IMO, that was kind of a dumb comment, Alex. xD
Guy Incave: What are you nuts? Have you not seen Venture Brothers?
David Bowie: Ah, but now I've got the upper hand. David Bowie is the ultimate force of ultimate evil. Ultimately.
God: 
I registered the name. And jesus' name too.
Alex: i believe u. i just never know when u are an impostor or not. think of some way to fix that.
God: Well, I work in mysterious ways.
Alex: This God stuff is confusing, just call urself another name. And stop messing with my religion!
God: Where's your God now?
AACadet: I believe in God not God: :P
God: I've got the extremists. And they seem the most effective people.

Vegeta: Busy/stressing about work I have to do. Sorry peoples. Just know Isotown will never die.
Supper Moderator: but you're still God. which means no one believes n YOU.
Q: Debate? What debate?
God: That and being God was just too easy.
God: Shame on you. I did not "butcher" it. People just stopped believing in you; your religion died. I took over, and a new religion began.

Alex: Don't start another debate.
Supper Moderator: As the original 'God', I must say the role has been butchered by whoever took it. grrr
Brad: I'm pretty sure that wasn't perv-ish.
Brad: *Wonders if there is another definition of perv*
Alex: What is taking so long? *hacks all AACadet's newfound files*
AACadet: I know Im getting a little impatient *hacks the files the Guy Incave got*
Guy Incave: Can't wait for update *hacks Vegeta's files*
Tibula: Yes. Kinky too. Brad and I...well, nevermind.
Fake Chad: did I miss something pervy?
Alex: That doesn't feel so bad now. If we do make a comic about this shoutbox, let's leave that perv out.
God: Yes, I shall see to that. Sorry Red, I gotta smite you now.
Fake Chad: Sorry Red but there's only room for one troll in here.
Brad: Wow.
Alex: i agree with u. Surprisingly.
AACadet: Red WHERE THE FRICK DID YOU COME FROM!!!! JUST SHUT UP!
Alex: Yes, but we can read that comment whenever we want. How's that for privacy?
God: Well, I said it when nobody was listening. :(
Alex: Who said we were?
Red: you guys aren't funny.
God: Alex: For a price means obliterating all existence of Organic Chemistry for me. Do that and we'll be squaresies.
God: My school's been over for a month, but then I had to go back the next week for summer classes. Pfff. If Organic Chemistry weren't on the MCAT, it wouldn't be a required course. Fie on the MCAT! But at least I could graduate early if I really really wanted to.
Hydrargyros: My school ended two days ago, but I was picked out as on of the lucky winners... of taking the exam. So my school year ended today. WOOOO!
Alex: My school's been over for a week, but we start early.

Brad: By the way, school's over for me

I just have to go back on Tuesday to get my exam marks.
Brad: *Kills self* I thought -I- was a spelling nerd. -__-
Alex: What do u mean "Only for a price"?!
God: But maybe I would. I can and would do anything. But only for a price...
God: on second thought, I would never do that.
Super Moderator: teh cens0zored
God: Yeah, but I could make it sensored if I wanted it. But I'm not going to just to spite Alex. Sorry Brad.
AACadet: :smile:
AACadet: :smiley:
AACadet: OMG 
AACadet: [size=20]TEST[/size]
AACadet: OMG

AACadet: :dodo:
AACadet: Alex and Brad go back to school!!! Learn how to spell its, CENSORED not sensored.
Supper Moderator: Do not impersonate Super Moderator. For he is super. I am but a measly moderator of supper.
Alex: You know what? Scratch that! Great For You!
Alex: good for u.
God: isoSorry :(
Super Moderator: Posing as S.M. can ge tyou in a lot of Isotrouble.
Alex: i got sensored once when i just started coming here and it didn't thrill me at all.
Brad: Wicked.

Brad: ****
Brad: HOW IS GETTING SENSORED NOT COOL!? Ahhhhhhh!
Super Moderator: I've never seen you before either.
Alex: i've never seen u before.

Super Moderator: We can all accept that it is cool to get teh cens0rzed. No need to question the infallible.
Alex: why do u think that's cool?
God: Cool, I got teh cens0rzed.
God: A shoutbox comic would be the ****. But I wanna be played by William Shatner. Yeah, I went there.
Alex: u haven't updated in a while, how's it going?
Tibula: It'd probably need to be a sitcom or something. And I call being the random cameo guy played by (preferably) Sean Connery.
Q: Is it odd enough in here yet?
Vegeta: Maybe I should just make a comic about this shoutbox instead.
Alex: Wait a minute! that wasn't me!!! i never apologise! i was sick and therefore didn't use the computer! and that imposter capitalized the "i" in "i'm".
God: Sorry man, I still have to smite you and all, Alex. And no cookies for you, AACadet. Making yourself fat is your responsibility. Free will and all. ;)
Alex: I'm sorry for being a jerk
Jesus: this
Alex: What are u trying to do?
AACadet: [I]WTF[/I]
AACadet: [I]Italics[/I] finally
AACadet: [I}Italics[/I]
Brad: No no no, there' s a difference between complaining, and whining. Whining just makes you seem small. Complaining just makes you sound bossy and stuff. Alex isn't whining, she's merely complaining.
Alex: wow.
AACadet: [I]Itaclics[/]
AACadet: :carrot:
AACadet: 
AACadet: Boldness
AACadet: God, you can stay if... YOU GIVE ME COOKIES!
AACadet: test
Alex: Well, sorry Mr. fancy- pants.
Jesus: then again thats just an alternative definition. and i forgot "to make" at the beginning of it.
Jesus: definition of whine is "a feeble, peevish complaint. " which is all you'r doing. complaining about people's names.
Alex: no one whines in a shout box. a whine is purely sound. besides, try to type a whine, it ends up looking stupid. (not accusing anyone)
God: Awww, but being omnipotent is just so much fun. :c I think I'm gonna smite you now. :/
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Smug Mofo: Do you think Robert Downey Jr. could get a condo in Isotown?
AACadet: OMG, I want an update. BTW I'm not new. And please stop the 'God' thing every time I check the shout box I see it, its getting really old.
Jesus: Muh daddy is outta control, yo
Tibula: lolwut. Wuz goin on in hurrrrrrrrrrr
Brad: Haha, not literally God that just posted xD
Brad: Be nice, GAWD!
God: I'd love to, but alex likes to whine like a baby about everything.
Vegeta: If everyone could please stop fighting, thanks.
Alex: i didn't impersonate anybody!!! And shut up, if anyone's a troll it would be u personally!
Tomical: Welcome to the shoutbox, Becky! I see you've already met our troll. But please! Enjoy yourself!
Alex: yes, it is crazy. are u here for the first time? Wait, are u another impsoter, Wierd!!! #1- u spelled ur name differently. #2- Weird knows i know his name and left! and don't try to re-spell ur name this time. i will ask u a hard to answer question.
Becky: Crazy shoutbox. :P
God: only I know your name, Octavio.
Wierd: What about my name?
Brad: "U" are too mean, GAWD.
Weird: This is getting boring, and someone knows my name. I'm leaving.
Alex: u are too sensitive.
Brad: Calling someone weird is not nice. Be nice, GAWD.
Alex: Well, i guessed. because i knew a guy named brandon last year, who was weird, and he used that almost exact description of me.
Tomical: Pssh. Silly ol' Alex being silly again. Anyway, Vegeta, nice stuff! I think I have an idea of what those covered items are

Herro: mmm, look at how those timbers are strew about. look at it, did you look yet?
Weird: How did you know?!!

Alex: "Weird"'s name is Brandon. and i can write it any way i want. as long as u understand it. and it looks like u did.
Brad: Shouldn't it be "yours"? And BY THE WAY ALEX! My name isn't Brad. Guess?! :o
Satan: and mine?
Brian: Yay, update!
Alex: i don't care about urs.
God: but you don't know mine.
Alex: I read it. But i agree with Hydrargyros, i ignore most of the stuff in here. And i know Weird's real name.
Captain Platonium: theres a comic?!
Hydrargyros: I still read it, but I've lost track of what's happening in the shoutbox.
Vegeta: There it is.
Vegeta: I'm updating Isotown today! Yaay! Does anyone still read this comic?
Personal Opinion: My bad, what I meant was that I am dibbing ninth. because on the ninth day I was awesome.
God: I 12-2000th it.
Weird: They never said 9th!!!!
Q: I call 10th because it got skipped.
Brad: A vagina cleaner. ^_____^
Weird: What is a douche?
Douche Finder: Statement: Alex is a douche.
Alex: whatever.
Lostaholic: So, on Lost...
Tomical: So, yeah, 11th.
Tomical: Alex really is right. I am a piece of crap. But I will admit that it's not nice to point out possible character traits of people who have posted a few opinions on a shoutbox.
Personal Opinion: I have to get ninth, do I hear tenth?
Herro: 8th
Fake Chad: 7th
Impatient Cat: 6th too
Guy Incave: 6th
Just The Facts: /me agrees
Smug Mofo: I'll fourth that.
Dr. McNinja: 3rd
Cheeses and Rice: 2nd
>50% pop.: Alex, please stop being a *****. If you don't care about what we think stop criticizing our comments. It is not your position harp on us.
Alex: "Personal Opinion" and "Just the Facts" are probably the same person. You guys don't really bother me. I don't care about your opinions.
Brad: OH NO! Typo! I wish there was an edit box. :
Brad: But I'm normal now. Instogator is such a funy word. It's like..."Later, Instigator!"
Brad-MacD: *annoys Alex*
Personal Opinion: Alex feels it is her job to make a scene over the name isue
Just The Facts: Alex has a problem with people not using their real names.
Alex: Well, it might be me... But i don't know anyone named "Weird"
Vegeta: I don't remember that. It's always been on 262. I've tricked you all.
Impatient Cat: remember when Dev(eloper) used to update this site?
Weird: Hey... I know a person named Alex! She is evil and goth. Is that you?
Cheeses and Rice: u, as an abstract concept, have a head which is very close to poo-poo!
Cheeses and Rice: u are a poo-poo head.
Guy Incave: I have Sega Gamegear. It's still running on the same batteries that came with it. That's because I only used it to beat Sonic and never turned it on again. Now it I had the TV Tuner that would be a different story. p.s. Alex, why are you being such an instigator?
aaa: Honoes, net-sults! So damaging...
Brad: Be nice! Gaaaawd, Alex.
Lostaholic: whoa
Alex: u have a point. but, u as a person, not ur stage name, are very close to a peice of crap.
Tomical: Psssh. The Sega Gamegear is the best!
God: a piece of crap could use the DS and it would still make it superior to all others.
Brad: Yes, yes it does mean it's superior.
Lostaholic: But its so much fun
Alex: Just because u use it *imposter* doesn't mean it is superior.

Lostaholic: Yep. Just making sure you know

God: I use the DS, and therefore it is superior to all other handheld devices.
Vegeta: Yep. I assume you're referring to the new Nintendo DS version.
Lostaholic: Yo, Veg...Have you heard of Korg DS-10?
Guy Incave: Nothing wrong with caves.
Alex: Q, do u live in a cave?
Brad: I think we all knew Star Trek was old. xD
Brad: THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Q: What about the upcoming movie?
Alex: Tomical is right, Hydrargyros. Star Trek is really old. Now they only play reruns on the Sci-Fi channel.
Hydrargyros: But... star trek...
Alex: u don't have to shut up. i like Lost too.
Lostaholic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lost was awesome! Kay, I'll shut up now.

Tomical: The series fanale for Star Trek happened almost 40 years ago, so it's a little late to discuss it.
Q: What about Star Trek?
Lostaholic: Lost season finale!!!!
Brad: Be nice. *shakes cane* xP
Alex: i just knew he had a stupid degree.
Tomical: Whooo! Yeah! John Freeman rules!
aaa: *snerk*
Brad: *Makes whale noises*
Dr. McNinja: Q: What kind of doctor is he anyway? There's a PhD on my wall. The sign in front of my office says I'm a physician. I've been caught doing dental work on a patient, and quoted saying I'm a podiatrist! A: Ninjas are mysterious in their ways. Way mysterious. But my stupid degree is in acting dumb.
Alex: Dr. McNinja! just come up here and tell us what your stupid degree is!
Herro: What's a DDS?
ohMan: Actually, no, nevermind. That was in my imagination.
ohMan: No, I'm pretty sure he's a D.D.S.
Cheeses and Rice: no I think McNinja is a G.P.
Fake Chad: Isn't he a dentist?
Herro: perhaps a doctor of philosophy?
Alex: What are u? a philosopher?
Brad: FYI, I never say pwnt. Once in a blue moon thing. xD
Brad: Touché. *coughpwntcough*
Dr. McNinja: One should not be concerned about how they look if they are finding answers to the questions they ask.
Alex: No, it's just that SOME people sound like idiots when they try, Dr.
Dr. McNinja: It's pretty easy to figure out Alex. You can probably handle it in your head but just try speaking it aloud if that's beyond your talents.
Alex: Cool..
Brad: Creepy.
Alex: i wonder what that sounds like when u actually say it, Brad.
Dr. McNinja: The best times in life are the ones where you can genuinely add a bwa to your ha
Brad: Vegette. Bwahahaha.
Alex: Yeah, i wonder what it will looke like when it's finished. i still can't figure out what that building is!
Herro: Cronk !
Hydrargyros: If you try to imagine them being a dinosaur they really look like one. A tail, some kind of head thingy, two legs, a back and probably the belly.
Name2: Looks like the pieces to a Dinosaur thing...
Vegeta: Update!
Vegeta: You know, stuff.
Alex: well, i don't pay attention much. Again? where have u been?!
Vegeta: I do believe I've told you my gender before!
Alex: Well, sorry. i don't go around asking gender questions.
Lostaholic: Its a guy
Alex: No, i just think she is just working hard on the next update. it's been a while. it must be some dino-statue.

Hydrargyros: I think we scared away Vegeta...
Alex: cool! i love banana dude!

Brian: Well, you can do that...
Brian: shout!
Lostaholic: 

Lostaholic: crap
Lostaholic: 
:bananan:
Lostaholic: 
Alex: i'm sorry. ur opinion is interesting, but irrelevent.
Brad: Doubt all you want. So what. ;)
Lostaholic: 
Alex: So what. i doubt it Brad.
Brad: I even noticed that when I saw his name. GAAAAAAWD!
aaa: Alex? *smack!*
A Name: Shout !
Lostaholic: I'm a huge fan of Lost
Xela: _Shout!
Alex: OK, fine. Wait... how did u make up that name?
Lostaholic: Try pushing the post button when it says Shout! in it.
Lostaholic: When it says shout in the box it has an exclamation point. And I am a guy.
Alex: um, hello! before u write anything there is the word "Shout" in the box. and besides, how do know Lostaholic is a he? u are insulting us girls.
Lostaholic: Veg! You ever gonna make me a building...Lost
Brad: He obviously knows. It's utterly impossible to say Shout! by itself. DUH, noob. xD
Lostaholic: 
Lostaholic: I know.
Alex: Lostaholic, u are supposed to write in the box first.
Lostaholic: Shout
Brad: I quote, "i just kind of a perfectionist."
ohMan: No need to get accusatory, Alex. My accomplishments are my own business. So should yours.
Alex: Sweet. Thursday is a good day for both of us. Good luck!
Xela: I'm sort of humble. Grats on the job, hydra
Hydrargyros: I'm starting my new job on Thursday! I'm going to work as a moderator in a planetarium!
Alex: No, i'm proud. You would be too if you got that stuff. What? Are you a beach bum who does nothing but stare at space?
ohMan: Oh, you're humble too, I see.
Alex: Well, if I can make clones of myself and go to the two places at once, I will get one trophy (added to my other 17), and two certificates.
Hydrargyros: You're getting an award on Thursday?
Alex: i am with the program. i just kind of a perfectionist. i hate it. i am supposed to be in two places at once to get awards on Thurs.
Brad: @ Alex. GEEZ, WTF ZOMGZ GET W/ TH PRGRM!!!11!111one!! That's what a shoutbox is all about, silly.
aaa: Obviously obviously. Anyway, I think Isotown is more than ready for a T-Rex climbing wall and a greenhouse Lincoln Memorial courthouse.
Alex: Greenhouse and T-Rex!
Lawrence2: I'm gonna insist that the new building is a Town Hall. I mean, c'mon people. It's high time for one... or perhaps a courthouse...
Alex: Pretending to be religious figures don't make me angry. Acting stupid does.
Brad: T Rex makes an appearance. Durr.
bbb: obviously.
aaa: The building is obviously the Lincoln Memorial and the purple stuff is obviously going to be made into one of those climbing wall deals. Obviously.
Hydrargyros: I was right! I think it's a T-rex too, and that other building looks nothing like I imagined it. Maybe it's a meeting hall and the hole in the roof is some kind of indoor balcony.
God: Alex, do people pretending to be religious figures make you angry? :(
AACadet: T-Rex statue there are the 2 legs, the body, and the tail.
AACadet: A museum?
Alex: I will probably be wrong, but I think it is a greenhouse.
ohMan: I actually don't know what kind of building that is anymore. Is it a parthenon? A bathhouse?
Vegeta: Update! Simmer down everyone.
Alex: OK, this is getting really stupid. The only people who have INTERESTING conversations are Hydrargyros and Brad. (If he shows up.)
ohMan: "God is dead."
God: saint nick is the true spirit of my holiday
Alex: I am, didn't you read your last comment? Besides, Saint Nicholas is dead. Hydrargyros, I admire your neutrality.

Saint Nicholas: alex, do you honestly believe I think I'm God, Jesus, Holy Spirit, and Satan? really? I pegged you smarter than that :/
Hydrargyros: It's obviously some kind of statue or sign, but maybe theese are just components and more are yet to come?
Alex: WILL YOU CUT IT OUT!!!!!!! You guys are ridiculous! Act Like normal people for once. And just a fact, no one believes you that you are Them.

Satan: under those are gateways to hell.
Hydrargyros: Well, we could start by discussing what wonders await us under those sheets... or whatever it is.
Jesus: Also, other Jesus, I'm the better Jesus.
Jesus: You're not my father! That's impossible!
Alex: No, your not. Deal with it. Let's start a new conversation. Can you think of anything? (God, no imput.)
God: I'm not God? :(
Brad: Wahh! Slasheses. :o
Cap\'n Brad: I am! I am!

ohMan: You're not a real Captain!
Captain Obvious: You're not God.
God: offended* come on now.
Alex: Wow, I am so affended. Not.
God: Alex, your ignorance of christianity angers me. RAWR
Brad: It's a public consience. *knows nothing about religion :s*
Alex: OK, you people are just making up names to continue this conversation. Besides, If thery were "Holy" they wouldn't be in this chatroom. Dude, the Holy Spirit is your conscience, and mine would never say that.
Holy Spirit: Don't speak like that to the 2nd member of the Holy Trinity! Of course God can!
Hydrargyros: Well, can he tell me then?
Jesus: Don't doubt my daddy!
Hydrargyros: Well then. You should also know all about me. So tell me: What machine did I just finish my training for? Only the true God can guess that.
God: of course you don't think you're a zombie. You're a freak'n zombie. you live in a continual state of denial. And I promised Vegeta I wouldn't reveal the secret.
Alex: I am not a zombie or a cannibal. Try again. Yeah, please do tell us what that is, God. i'd love to know.

Hydrargyros: Well, God. Tell me what theese new structures are. Cause I'm in the dark. Awesome project by the way, Veg.
OMR: Hooray for mysterious objects! And why does the roof have a hole?
God: and while I might know everything, what I know might not be correct. But I'd say bet on that first horse.
God: You, like my son Jesus, are a zombie. Enjoy eating people.
Alex: Try again God. Still here, unfortunately. All bluff.
Brian: T-Rex statue!
Brad: Fred and Eric weigh a ton, and are obese.
Vegeta: Update with extra coolness!
ohMan: I got the horse right here. The name is Paul Revere. And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear.
OMR: Then what races should I bet on?
God: yes.
Hydrargyros: Hey, God. Do you know everything?
God: You're dead now.
ohMan: This is ridiculous.
Alex: I seriously doubt it. Hit me with your best shot.
God: I made you. Don't make me destroy you.
Alex: Ok, God, you are religion figure. Don't insult individuals like that. You have a reputation that comes with the name.
Herro: F. and E. shoudl move to Isotown and open a canoe shop!
Smug Mofo: If it makes you feel better I was like "What's the SAT? as in Saturday? Can we not mis-use punctuation on weekends anymore? then I realized she meant the S.A.T., we don't have that here in Canada. Land of the Fred, home of the Eric.
Brad: Harsh. xD
God: Alex, you sure do enjoy jumping down peoples throats like an idiot, don't you?
Hydrargyros: And an awesome one as well!
Vegeta: lol Alex, he wasn't talking about that... 'Zero Punctuation' is the name of a flash movie series.
Alex: Smug Mofo, he was typing fast. This isn't the SAT or anything.
Smug Mofo: Haha, Sim City. Look up Zero Punctutation Sim City.
Vegeta: Never heard of it ;)
hoser: You need to put in more residential areas. Didn't you ever play sim city?
Hydrargyros: Vegeta just don't like to draw cars, buses or people.
Vegeta: Many people use it to commute to Isotown from nearby cities.
Alex: Good.

Hey, what ever happened to the little bus stop on the other side of town? Has it gone out of buisness?
Vegeta: It doesn't really have a name... And no, of course I'm not going to abandon Isotown :p
Alex: What's the Pixel Project called? Are you going to abandon Isotown?
Vegeta: Just to let everyone know, I haven't been updating because I'm working on another really cool pixel project. I'll try to update soon.
Smug Mofo: was that a joke or did you just miss the "y" ohMan? We're not all surgeons here like Dr. McNinja.
Alex: Yes, I made that one of my homepages.(Along with Isotown) It is cool. I like the robot-things.
ohMan: Everyone check out Space Jane's Colon.
Captain Obvious: Yeah, that's obvius.
God: Even I knew that.
Smug Mofo: He says I see what YOU'RE saying
Alex: Toxicity, can you please speak normal so I can understand what your saying?
Dr. McNinja: It's all about the secret stealth !
God: Me bless you
Vegeta: Ahem.
Toxicity: i c wut u did thar
Dr. McNinja: That link only works if you hold alt and f4 while clicking it
Hydrargyros: This conversation has branched in an unpredicted direction.
Alex: OK, let's not start a debate as I did with Brad. Hey, Mr. McNinja, are you hungry?
Dr. McNinja: I wonder how big a pancake one could make using awesomecrane
Toxicity: Unless Steely comes along. Then Irony doesn't stand a chance.
Brad: Conclusion: Irony always wins.
Toxicity: yeah because I care if some jackass on the internet posts **** as me on some site I come to like twice a week. yeah. please. stop. I'm going to go cry and whine about it and fill up an entire shoutbox with my whining.
herro: C'mon cheeser, why you have to get liek this? You're trying to start a fight.
Cheeses and Rice: Well I suppose taht is your opinion and you are welcome to it. I suspect it would be unfair of me to counter your statement as I am a theater arts major and your experience has probably been limited to soap operas and Romeo and Juliet
Alex: No, that it why I hate impersonators. I hate, ugh, drama because it is too mushy, there is hardly any reality in it, and it's just plain boring.
Cheeses and Rice: once someone put your name on a test and failed it. Is that why you hate drama? Is more explaination needed?
Toxicity: When I was younger we played a game called Chinese silly fingers. My finger was always brown and kind of smelly afterwards.
Alex: Wait, wait, wait... Cheeses and Rice?! What kind of name is that? And by the way, you don't make any sense. Explanation needed.
Cheeses and Rice: hey Alex, was it a drama test? That would have been ...ironic?
Hydrargyros: I have no idea what those blocks are for. That webcomic seems interesting though.
Vegeta: Update!
Toxicity: internet: serious business. get over it. And I can't even begin to imagine what the new concrete blocks are for.
Alex: I just don't like being confused... and I hate drama. Once, someone used my name for a test and failed it. So i've had experience.

Herro: I'd like to think that it's a giant slide where you go in T-rex and coem out smiling but I think it's not good to chill around radio toweres. I might just be mixing it with power lines though.
Brad: Maybe it's a...sign? That's all I can guess right now. :s
Vegeta: Update!
Brad: Umm, wow, Alex...drama?
AACadet: Giant trampoline or bungie jumping place, jump off the tower.
Herro: thanks for the support there Brian. Good to know I have backup.
Brian: T-Rex Statue!
Vegeta: If the imposter Brad posts again his IP will be banned. That was the real Brad just then.
Herro: A T-Rex statue!
Alex: OK, this is too much. I am not going to talk to "Brad", whether you are the real one or not, until this is settled.

Tibula: BUNGIE JUMP!
Hydrargyros: Gah! Now I'm even more worked up!
Brad: Maybe another statue, or maybe they're cleaning up his vomit.
Vegeta: Update!
Cheeses and Rice: As much as I love to use pseudonames I have nothign to do with the recent shinnannigans
Vegeta: Whoever is impersonating Brad, do not do it anymore or your IP will be banned from the shoutbox.
Brad: Argh.
Brad: FYI, Salami makes me GAG.
Brad: It's. Not. Me. ARGH, FRICK OFF. I'm using that registered name thingie, but apparently it isn't working. :@
Liana: It could be city hall, but also looks like a bank.
Alex: You really know how get on my nerves, Brad. hardly anyone knows how to do that. nice achievement.

Brad: Oh noes a crane. Now all we need is a salami. :P
Alex: Nice. GO CRANE!!! Maybe instead of the construction site, they should build a skate park for the BMX jumpers.
Brian: Crane's back... And I think this is going to be an interesting looking building. (Mayor's house, I think?)
Herro: here's one I'd like to see for fan art: A YTMND that shows people walking around town. Maybe a dude on a BMX doing some sweet jumps at a construction site
Vegeta: Update!
Toxicity: YES! THE CRANE!!! FAPFAPFAP
Hydrargyros: My, my... I wonder if there's a new IsotowCRAAAAAAAAAANE! CRANE!!!!
random_monkey: That crane is mahoosive
Jack: The crane returns! Rejoice!